Dear Lydia.

I was thinking about argyle socks today...how cool are they...

Congrats on the whole driving thing...but I failed on the updating on Fridays thing...lol

Oh well...about the argyle socks. I want a pair.

That's not my secret though, for my secret: I really want to live in a loft when I grow up. And have a shih-tzu or maltese names Delilah, or Sophie.

But that's about it...I want to also major in Psychology...but you know the deal...

Yeah. Earth day was cool. Being in teh dark and stuff. But I really missed the light. It's a lot easier to see and stuff...but yeah.

Btw, YOURE SOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU REALLY AFRAID OF CASHEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lame.

And now...TO TOP YOUR SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laney...the one and only girl who cares for the enviroment not only on EARTH DAY!!!

Dear Laney.

i drove in traffic.

and i'm still alive

and i only messed up once.

It was crazy scary. Now I know why so many teens die behind the wheel. It's so intimidating. I got so scared. It was weird. My palms were sweating like crazy.

Secret of the Day: I am NOT deathly allergic to cashews. I know I say it all the time but I am really just deathly afraid of cashews. I just don't like them.

But now that that's out...I can breathe clearly. Ooh! I smell Chinese. Mom's home. I will have to go soon.

But first, I say we update on Fridays. Cool?

And also, Earth Day is coming up. April 22nd! From 9PM to 10PM we're going to shut down all power. And just have an awesome time in the dark. Hehe. Darkness makes me laugh.

Kay, I'm going to have to go now...and top your graceful sig from last time...Don't forget to update of Friday!

Lydie-Bug, the girl who dances when no one is looking and is high and weirdly afraid of cashews.

ha. we should finish all our entries like that.

Dear Lydia.

From now on you don't get to pick the nicknames. Okay. Laney the Stupendous? Really.

But anyway. You are so dramatic? Really your acceptance speech is going to go like that? Lame. Mine will be better...it'll go something like this...

Whoa...I would definitely like to say thanks to my mom and dad. My siblings. and my best friends!! Especially Lydia...for giving me the mose LAME-O nickname...EVER...fyi.

But I still have some editing to do on that....meanwhile.

Secret of the Day: I have voices in my head. And, yes, it's only crazy if you talk back. Which I do. On a regualr basis.

AND DON"T GO TELLING ME IT"S MY CONSCIENCE!!!!!!! Becasue these voices are real.

Mostly God. But real as ever.

Oh...dang, about that lady and her two liter. Hope she doesn't spill it.

Much love,

Laney- the semi-normal girl who loves crayons and replies to the voices in her head.

Whoa. We're like slacking. Big time. A whole week since we posted! Not cool.

And BAMF! is right...We won JOTW!! How cool...

@dramatically@ I'd like to thank my mom...and dad...for always believing in me! And Laney. For me not giving up on her...(you should thanks me- cause you're definitely NOT cool enough to the the Secret Book Girl. Uh no.)@end dramatic dream sequence@

But chyeah. We'll come up with a cool nick name for you...like uh...Laney...the...Stupendous!!!! That's it! Laney the Stupendous. I love it.

Oh! My! Good! Ness! Tell me what since does it make to drink a TWO liter of DIET soda. Really? Seriously? Might as well drink the non diet soda. It's like going to McDonalds and ordering Ice Cream and Fries for breakfast but order a Fruit and Walnut salad- just to be on the healthy side. Come on. What's the world coming to! Speaing of which... 21 days until EARTH DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAVE THE EARTH!!!('Tis the only planet with CHOCOLATE!!!!)

Short I know.

Love always. Lydie Bug.

Dear Lydie-Bug?

Whoa...so i log on th interenet and BAMF! We won journal of the week? Say what?? How cool!!! I think that's EXCITING!! You want to celebrate? I do. Let's go to Red Robin. (Yummmm!) Or Taco Bell. Maybe even....

Oh nevermind. Did I mention we won journal of the week? Wait....I said that.  Oh well.

Secret for today: I am obsessed wirth Maximum Ride.Like I flippin BREATH flock. Obsessed doesn't even begin to cover it!

The fifth book came out Mon!!

Oh, wait. You don't care. But yeah. So what's up? I am really excited about this whole Journal of the Week thing!!

Yeah, I meant to ask...what up with the nick name? Lydie-Bug? So what's my nick name? Laney-Bee? Laney-...a little help here!!

Laney...?

Yeah...we'll work on the nick name thing.

Deary Laney...

Like my new nickname? I gave it to myself. lol. Hey...doesn't that look like the absolute value of zero. l0l. lol. 0 . HAA!!! I am soo happy. Maximum Ride 5 came out Monday. And I haven't gotten it yet...but I will. I hope it's good!!

So...anything good happen with you today??

I have a new secret for you...I have always wanted to be a Psych evaluator. Like on Psych...when that old dude came and evaluated that liar dude. But lately...I've really been into Psychology. It's pretty cool.

Other than that, life is really boring. I have nothing to write... my life is soooo boring.

Oh, btw.Your soapboxy-ness was utterly and comletely true. We should get off for Wright Brothers Day and Thomas Edison Day. Maybe even Harriet Tubman Day or Ben Franklin Day. HaHa! What a thought. WE'd be out of school for everyday of the year...not such a bad idea. Que buena idea!!

lol. l0l. 0 ...

Lydia...Lydie-bug.

Dear Lydia,

whoa. SO I totally missed ST Patty's by a long shot. I meant to write last night, but I got bored studying for Civics and fell asleep at the computer.

CONGRATS!!!!! Now that you have your permit...you can get your liscense, soon. And then you can drive your BFF places! (WHICH WOULD BE ME!!!!!) Oh dear. This is exciting!!! For me...just as much as it is for you!!!

Okay...well today's secret. I AM ADD!!!!! No, seriously. I'm pretty sure I am, although that's not what the doctors say. I could be wrong. But chyeah. Nothing exciting here.

Oh...uh....nevermind. Just that quickly I forgot what I was going to say.

LOL! Okay so today on the bus on the way home...this kid gets on and he's walking towards the back and I guess some girl says something to him and snaps on her and he's all like..."Gurrrrrl, you better shut up talking to me!"OMG!! And everyone ga-ga-ga-gasps! And then it's silent...And I fall out laughing...LOL to the MAX!!! oh dear goodness. it was sooo funny.

But yeah. Good night.

Happy Day after St. Patrick's Day.

(What do you have to do to get a holiday anyway?? Thomas Edison invented the light bulb and dang...we use those more than Four leaf clovers*IF WE CAN FLIPPIN FIND THEM!!* And now what? He doesn't even get a holiday....What about the Wright Brothers...huh? I'm not getting on a TITANIC to sail across the sea...uh no. That's why we fly. Where are all the important holidays????)

Love always....Laney.

GUESS WHO JUST BEASTED THEIR PERMIT TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was more of a statment than a question. You should know by now that Lydia has her permit. So...nine months from this date I will be a liscensed DRIVER!!!! Whoo! My parents are not happy about this...the whole driving thing. But yeah.

I am getting a new phone soon. Like soooooon soooooon. My current phone is jank. and un responsive.

OKAY! SECRET FOR TODAY IS: I own more than ten books in Spanish. I use them to help me practice. You should try it it's super fun!!!

I am also WAY OCD...But I bet you knew that huh, Laney.  Wow. I is super hyper! So now I am like jumping up and down and this'll prolly be really sloppy. But guess what else???

heyy....this is your worst night mare.....hahahahaaaa *cackles in to the shadowssss!*

Alrighty...new secret. I OFFICIALLY HATE MY BROTHER!!!!!! Thirteen yearolds are creeps!!! And i have to live with him. grossssssssssssss.

Oh...to finally answer your question...school is jank as a mug. So bojankity icould scream. *GUYS I JUST MADE A NEW WORD!!!!*

And to address your secret. Fun. I could totally see you doing that...and then BAM!!! It's a dream the whole time. How dissappointing. Did I spell that right? Pshaw. Oh well...

Night. I tired. (And yes, i meant forthat sentance not to have a verb)

heyyyyyy.

heyyyyyy.

heyyyyyy.

heyyyyyy.

Dear Lydia.

I hate school. And congrats on the whole...uh...8/10. Good job. I really don't want to write this stupid essay. Honestly.I DON"T CARE ABOUT THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR!!!! FYI.

We need a snow day. Just like randomly. Yes...in the middle of March. Hey, wierder things have happened. Okay, today I actually have a secret. I have always wanted to skip through a meadow singing and wearing a dress. Yes, a dress. Preferably one of those ones you wear in the summer. The really cute ones I could never pull off. Hey, a girl can dream.

So what's up with you? How's school? Any new secrets I should know about? ...come on...you can tell me...

OR NOT! Psych! Lol. I is reallllllly hyper. Did you know that Hyper is short for Hyperactive. Lol. Had NO clue. But then again...I have no clue about many other things.  I can't write anymore.

Did i mention our essay had to be hand written? It does...my handwritnng is getttinga slopppu.

love muchly, Laney C. Freid.

Dude! Laney. You totally should have explained how to work this thing. I got the hang of it now...but my goodness.Uh...I really don't have any secrets to write. Since my chocolate milk thing doesn't count!!!! NOT FAIR!

Other than that, you live at my house, you eat my food, you wear my clothes, and my dog likes you more than me. What don't you know about me?

OH! I got an 8/10 on my geometry quiz...But dang, I thought that was an A. But oh well, It's not an F.

But yeah...What road trip? We're only going to a college preview day...it's all of 45 minutes away. Whoo!  You probably can't even color more than two pages...as long as it takes you to rearrange the stupid crayons.

But I STILL (!) love you...

Lyd. <3

OKAY! Just so you know...I'm the genius behind this madness!!! Muhahah! I am the amazing! One and only! Laney Celeste!! And no...this will not crash and burn. This will take off and be the most amazing thing in the whole world.

So Lyd, how was school? I guess I was unclear...because I realize we're going to run out of secrets in like two weeks. I've known you long enough to know that eating your Cocoa Puffs with already chocolate milk is NOT a secret. So don't think you can put that up here!! Got it! Good.

Guess what? I got a box of 96 crayons today. And a 288 page Hello Kitty coloring book. HOW EXCITING!!! We'll take it on our road trip.

And with that...I shall leave you with this bit:

"I don't think that's possible, this coming from the man that just swam 92 naudical miles without arms or legs!" -Mr. Lunt Veggie Tales, the Pirates who don't do anything!

Laney

Laney,

This is the craziest idea you've ever come up with. But I'll go along. This is definetly going to crash and burn...just saying.

-Lyd.

Dear Lydia,

This is not going to crash and burn! You're soooo unsupportive. You should think about this! We're going to make this the best EVER!!! K? Listen. Here are the rules. (Yes, there are rules!)

1. This book is secret. Don't let anyone read it! And don't lose it!

2. Write consistently. We want to look back on this and know what was going on!!

3. Uh...if you think of some other rules lemme know.

Until then...

Outie, Laney.